ginger gums.

i haven’t posted in a while.  been busy you know… trying to remember where i live and what my password to log into this fucking blog is.  if i could only read those stupid catchpa-catcha-coocha things where they distort the letters just enough so that even a pirate could still pass the robot-human screening process.  i would have just reset my password. then again, i always forget the password to my email where the new password gets emailed to.

whoever said ginko b  improves your memory…lied. not that i take ginko b but im sure if i did, it wouldn’t work. save myself the money and discredit it now.

you know what else has gone to shit besides my memory. my teeth. i went from 0 cavities, only 2 years ago, to 8. Yes, 8 cavities. I always assumed that because i don’t eat, why the fuck would i have to brush my teeth?  If  I don’t consume solids, why the fuck would i have to floss?  If i am constantly throwing up stomach acid and gargling that versus the much less appetizing alternative, “Listerine” why would i need to …. oh wait, yeah, fuck…i fucked up.

So, $900 USD later. I’m all grilled up. Now the only person with worse teeth than me is this guy.