time to make a comeback.

weekend. finally. time to get my home in order.  my apt  is still suffering the aftershock of my ” been in china for 2 months” monstrous sized suitcase throwing up made in china products all over the place.  i did some push ups last night . i havent eaten meat for 12 years or something iron deprived like that. i think i pulled a chest / breast / armpit muscle. i hope.  heart attack scare #57 . how do you know when everything someone can possibly do to instigate a heart attack you’ve been doing periodically and some cases consistently for what seems to be your entire life. start eating tums like they’re candy. calcium + fruit flavoring + a reason to not let acid reflux stop you  = genius. to hell with skittles.  i wanted to go the gym or  do yoga today but i’d rather die at home in a pretty outfit i designed myself. my face gets really red and sweaty and i wear hello kitty sweats for 10 year olds to the new york sports club.  that would just be a tragedy on top of another tragedy.

dear babe(s) , in my eyes, you are anything but tragic:

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